My mate has just asked me where his glans is. Dick head.
L Long Drop Active member Apr 22, 2024 #8,863 There should be another red arrow pointing at the pavement. (Perhaps that's in a slightly more advanced pack though.)
There should be another red arrow pointing at the pavement. (Perhaps that's in a slightly more advanced pack though.)
Mrs Trellis Well-known member Apr 23, 2024 #8,865 Will the person who stole my shoes on the bouncy castle grow up?
Mrs Trellis Well-known member Apr 25, 2024 #8,866 "Give it to me!" she said. "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" "f*** off!" I said. "Get your own umbrella!"
"Give it to me!" she said. "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" "f*** off!" I said. "Get your own umbrella!"
GarDouth Administrator Apr 26, 2024 #8,867 I’m reading a novel about an immortal dog. I can’t put it down.
Mrs Trellis Well-known member Monday at 8:54 AM #8,868 It doesn't matter if you're straight, gay or bisexual… at the end of the day....................... it's night!
It doesn't matter if you're straight, gay or bisexual… at the end of the day....................... it's night!
Mrs Trellis Well-known member Tuesday at 9:08 AM #8,869 I’ve just installed an electric fence around my garden, however my neighbour was not very happy about, in fact he’s dead against!!!
I’ve just installed an electric fence around my garden, however my neighbour was not very happy about, in fact he’s dead against!!!
C cavingbiker Member Tuesday at 9:27 AM #8,870 Mrs Trellis said: I’ve just installed an electric fence around my garden, however my neighbour was not very happy about, in fact he’s dead against!!! Click to expand... I'd have thought he would just be shocked by your action.
Mrs Trellis said: I’ve just installed an electric fence around my garden, however my neighbour was not very happy about, in fact he’s dead against!!! Click to expand... I'd have thought he would just be shocked by your action.
rm128 Active member Tuesday at 10:19 AM #8,872 Mrs Trellis said: Yes - he was on fire about it. Click to expand... Fuming?
L Long Drop Active member Tuesday at 10:46 AM #8,873 I thought you and your neighbour were getting on very well together. It was like electricity between you...
I thought you and your neighbour were getting on very well together. It was like electricity between you...
Mrs Trellis Well-known member Tuesday at 7:24 PM #8,874 He was so shocked smoke came out of his ears.
C ChrisB Active member Tuesday at 9:46 PM #8,875 You'll be getting a visit from the police, don't know what they'll charge you with, it sound like some kind of a fence. I hope it was powered from the mains or they'll do you for battery.
You'll be getting a visit from the police, don't know what they'll charge you with, it sound like some kind of a fence. I hope it was powered from the mains or they'll do you for battery.