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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

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A little old lady is on holiday in Blackpool and spots a man on the pier who looks familiar.
"Excuse me ....are you the Great Stupendo... the magician who bent iron bars over his erect member?" she asks
"Yes, love, that's me" replies the old man from his deckchair
"And are still performing?" she enquires
"No...not any more.....the wrists have gone"
 
Heard on a Kulula Airways flight.
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.
If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."
 
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