Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

[Mrs Trellis]

My Grandad kept telling them the Titanic would sink..........
........until they threw him out of the cinema.

 

[TheBitterEnd]

Gemma Pell, imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.

 

[Fulk]

Je suis Gemma Pell, il ny'a pas problème.

 

[oldfart]

Dogs are not all that bright. None of them can run a medical scanner, but
cats can.

 

[Brains]

Dogs are not all that bright. None of them can run a medical scanner, but
cats can.

True but you need a retriever to do the lab work and write the lab reports...

 

[TheBitterEnd]

Seems appropriate for some cavers too

 

[Oceanrower]

 

[cavemanmike]

Why did the transgender man only eat salad.






Because he was a her before

 

[TheBitterEnd]

On the plus side the Wales 20mph speed limit makes it easier to drive while using the phone

 

[RobinGriffiths]

...whilst towing a jetski...