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Mud, mud, glorious mud
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood
So follow me, follow down to the shake hole
And there let us wallow in copious shit
 
"Andy Defresne crawled to freedom through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe i just don't want to..."
 
I was busy brown-nosing the boss when my mind wandered to next weekend's caving trip...

...and that's how he ended up in A&E your honour.
 
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