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Mark, "Great descender Mary Poppins, but how do I get back up the pitch?"

Mary Poppins, "Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim Chunk-ee!
 
Mark was certain his subterranean rendition of "singing in the rain" had gone swimmingly, paving the way for a seismic shift in the kingsdale underground music scene.
 
As the umbrella handle caught in the new pull through ring Mark Poppins cursed both change and the nanny state
 
As he plunged into the sump pool he realised officialdom counts caving as an indoor activity and cursed the bad luck he had now brought on by opening his umbrella!
 
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