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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2010, 06:12:13 pm »
P.S. I think that it is Chris and Carmen in the video...

...id have been too worried that  my One eye might have given me away....  ;)
« Last Edit: October 12, 2010, 06:21:09 pm by menacer »
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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2010, 07:03:06 pm »
Henry Bennett and Ben Selway made the Bertie for the BEC.  I personally don't think many people give a toss but I know Ben and Henry do.  Good video and a lot of time put into it.  Thought something like this must have been up given normal things pinched are held to ransom straight away and not 2 weeks later.

1) we know who took it had a van

WELL THAT NARROWS IT DOWN TO HALF OF MENDIP

2) We know you cut the wires securing it the week before it was pinched

WHY WERE THEY NOT REPAIRED, SURELY A HOT POLITICAL PATATOE AT THE MEXT COMMITTEE MEETING.

3) we have CCTV in the club car park

OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING OR THE SAID 1) WOULD HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.

4) I don't give a toss who has it.

CUT OFF HIS HEAD


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Update - Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2010, 11:41:45 am »
Received this email from the kidnappers today:

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We are waiting for our demands to be met.

Short, no frills.


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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2010, 05:09:54 pm »
Hang in there Bertie!

We are the BEC.  We will find you and exact a terrible revenge on your captors.
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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2010, 08:12:59 pm »
Surely that should be truly terrible, ghastly and completely disproportionate Fay?. ;D I hear that Estelle's stropping the razor as I write :o
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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2010, 12:31:03 pm »
Completely disproportionate is right Alex.  Never mess with a club whose motto is "Everything to Excess"  :lol:
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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2010, 03:37:25 pm »
You should see what Faye does to people who mis-spell her name  :o

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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2010, 03:50:45 pm »
You should see what Faye does to people who mis-spell her name  :o

Mike

Give them big sloppy kisses?  :unsure:

Either way we'll find out 'cos you and Alex spelt it differently.

And she didn't comment on that to Alex ...
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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2010, 03:52:46 pm »
Lots of words – not allot of action - Come on then BEC, show us what you got.

Are you going to meet the demands? :read:

Do you know who it is?  :-\

Could Bertie be gone for ever?  :o

Do you really like spritzers?!?!  :tease:

p.s. Just for the record – I do not know the answer to any of the above   :shrug:
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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2010, 04:44:56 pm »
You should see what Faye does to people who mis-spell her name  :o

Mike

I imagine she'll do something nasty to their tackle (maybe stamp it "property of the BEC"  :blink:)

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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2010, 06:34:00 pm »
A recipe incase you do need a spritzer

Bul (Cuban Beer Spritzer)

Ingredients:
3 cups beer (pilsner)
3 cups ginger ale
1/2 cup sugar, or to taste
4 limes, juiced
2 cup crushed ice

or in laymans terms a posh shandy

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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2010, 10:46:49 pm »
Things i have learnt today: fake sunflower seeds are bad for your health in large numbers and I know now who Darkstar is. Has she still got that cheque?

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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2010, 09:16:39 pm »
Just found this...............



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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2010, 09:38:05 pm »
Impressive and amusing.

BTW, Stu, who did you get to do the typing for you? ;-)

P.S. It wasn't me who stole the bat-thingy.

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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2010, 09:55:08 pm »
All these denials Chris, yet you seem to be all over this mysery.... could it be that you are sone kind of decoy,,,,Un hareng rouge   ?

 Though Captain Jack probably aint got the balls to pull this one off.
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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2010, 09:57:42 pm »
I think it's a set-up. Someone's trying to make me look bad. This is a major improvement, however, from my usual state of distilled evil. It's kind of a backhanded compliment, I guess. Anyway. I'm Spartacus.

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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2010, 10:08:11 pm »
Anyway. I'm Spartacus.

Does that mean that Menacer will be played by Lucy Lawless in the film version?  :o
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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2010, 11:35:20 pm »
Anyway. I'm Spartacus.

Does that mean that Menacer will be played by Lucy Lawless in the film version?  :o



 Don't know about that bit Graham.... but we may get to Crucify the culprits all along the road between the Belfry and the Hunters... like our own little Appian Way.
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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2010, 11:58:41 pm »
Perhaps we should contact Bernard Gribbins to help in the hunt

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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #44 on: October 17, 2010, 11:22:30 am »
He's already looking in to it!



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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #45 on: October 17, 2010, 12:14:45 pm »
Still making films



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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #46 on: October 17, 2010, 06:40:57 pm »
There are another 9 episodes on youtube!

Alternatively, see what happened to him last October:



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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #47 on: October 17, 2010, 06:51:38 pm »
Love the mini appian way idea slug :thumbsup: is that before we raze their hut to the ground, carry off their women and sow  their ground with salt or after? It must be co-ordinated properly, Should we call a club EGM?
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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #48 on: October 17, 2010, 07:30:01 pm »
 It'll have to be decided at an E.G.M. Alex....I was merely postulating that if Chris wants to liken Himself to Spartacus, then he should dealt with, along with any followers in a like manner,,, the 6000 captives that were not slaughtered during the battle with Crassus were crucified as a warning to others not to F*** with the Empire.

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Re: STOLEN - Bertie Bat
« Reply #49 on: October 17, 2010, 08:15:01 pm »
Innocent until proven guilty.  :ang:
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