Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil.
Confucius say:"Girl who sit on jockey's knee get hot tip""Girl who sit on judge's knee get honourable discharge""Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day""Man who go to bed with sex problem on his mind wake up with solution on chest"
"Give that man a big hand!"Not something you want to hear before a prostate examination.
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