There's nothing really wrong with Scotland, not since we evicted G Brown.
1 Tourist offices closed Sundays and Mondays when you would expect everybody to be about.
A:That's to allow the staff to recover from their saturday-night induced hangovers, When in rome.......
2 If you want breakfast you might find the cafe opens at 9.00 or 10.30 which makes for a short day.
A: They open THAT early? make like the boy-scout and come prepared.
3 It is bad enough to have single track roads, but in the passing places they have blinking great holes 6? deep which will dent your wheel trims.
A: Yeah, but you can practice SRT in the deeper ones.
4 We now learn in today?s Scottish Daily Mail [9th September 2009] that Scotland is leaving the British Isles. They are adopting the Euro and joining the Nordic Council. This seems redolent of smorgasbord, horned helmets and cheery songs about Valhalla. The blueprint also refers to the creation of woodland as one urgent justification for independence; lots of lofty pine trees for trolls and shrines to Woden and Thor and with the locals playing at Noggin the Nog.
A: sounds like a good plan. but noggin the nog? isn't that something they do with sheep in wales.