• Overground/underground - a caving archaeology project in the Yorkshire Dales

    1st June 2-4pm at Dales Countryside Museum in Hawes.

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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

Roger W

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Ooh - think I could do with signing up for classes - which ones were they? - 7 and 13!

Where did you say they are being held?


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Mrs Trellis

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A little boy was walking on the road eating a chocolate.
A man came over and said, "Son, eating chocolates is bad for your health."
The boy replied, "Do you know, my Grandpa lived to be 105 years old."
"By eating chocolates?" the man asked.
"No, by minding his own business!"

Mrs Trellis

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I was in a bar when a waitress shouted "ANYONE KNOW CPR?"
I said "Yes - I know the whole alphabet!"
Everyone laughed, except this one bloke