Team thin fails to get through

caving_fox

Active member
Who: RDCC team thin - me Ian and Paul
Where - Nettle pot Derbyshire.
When - Sat 16th Jan 15

Nettle pot is one of those bugbear caves. From the cavers I know (not necessarily a representative selection) it gets talked about a lot, in past tense, of the horrible trip they'd had, and never again, how tight and horrible it is, etc etc. And so, sensibly, I've never done it. However when you've done a lot of the other attractive possibilities in the Peak, you start to wonder just how bad could it be? People on UKC seemed to think it was fine, even for a quick mid-week trip. And so RDCC having had a fine club curry the night before arranged for a trip bright and early on Saturday morning. Breakfast was had at the always filling (even for me) and excellent Yonderman's cafe, and we were good to go. The air was crisp and cold but no snow (yet). We had the layby to ourselves until the other parties turned up, and dues paid, off we set. All the directions start from Oxlow, which is a daft way of writing a book, but as it happened we did know where that was, and found the impressively engineered entrance without hiccup in the middle of a flat field on top of the hill. A somewhat unlikely spot for a cave.

We'd only organised enough rope for the entrance and Far flats, although if we'd been clever we might have had enough for reaching the bottom. - But this was an exploratory trip to see whether it was worth coming back to. Ian rigged smoothly down the natural shaft - a surface back-up point would have been ideal - and as soon as he was a onto the 2nd bolt, Paul and I ducked into the entrance housing; the wind chill was perishingly bitter. The descent was smooth the Narrows proving no obstacle, although one re-belay involves being unable to see any of your kit so a degree of proficiency :read: is required. Emerging at the Grand Canyon I realised this was quite a fun cave with more volume than I'd appreciated. Stalagmite crawl is probably the nicest hands and knees crawl you're going to do - smooth comfortable stal floor and pretty formations, ending in a pleasant aven. Back at the junction we met the other party going on to do Elizabeth shaft. We noted the entrance to Crumble shaft for future trips - the hole looks like it might be entertaining!

Leaving an unpleasant odour behind at Grand Canyon (remarkably persistent as well - the source of the bad air reports? from one of the blind pots we thought) we crawled through the gloop to Far Flats wishing we could leave the SRT kit behind. Fortunately Ian reached the first pitch and found it rigged while I was faffing, and so we didn't have to drag bags through the particularly gloopy yellow mud. Having in-situ Up ropes was a huge bonus - thanks whoever left them in place, we didn't make them any more muddy than they were already! - a final crawl and pitch and we reached the "very tight" freeze Squeeze that leads to what sounds like pleasant walking passage and the final chamber.

They weren't joking  :blink: was Ian's first attempt. No SRT. No Helmet without even trying it this looks very tight. Although I'm larger (but by no means a big caver) I had a look. That way won't work, maybe on my back, at that angle, no, try feet first is better, but on my front. Now my arse is jammed. Hmmm :mad: Paul had a go. Wiggle your arse up a bit than back in a z shape. Now his ribs are at the crux. "I could do it" "I think" "But I'm not going to push that hard". Ian has a 2nd go and gets to the same point. Takes things out of his oversuit pocket a never before required strategy! Yes that's how thin he is. DCRA's goto small person. But it still won't go. I have a final attempt and manage to get my arse through the tight bit. But I'm not prepared to push my ribs that hard, although there's a little bit of flex left in them. Coming back out of it again is on all of our minds.

Team thin failed to get through.  :bow: to whoever does!

The return is relatively uneventful. Although we're thoroughly mud coated, possibly the muddiest I've ever been from lying in the squeeze jammed against mud coated rock on all sides including my face. The Narrows are notably trickier on the ascent, with only an inch or so of prussic space for a few metres, it's slow going. The bags causing  :mad: from above. As the lid is opened snow starts to drift gently down the pitch :eek: Not a common experience. But it quickly stops after settling only a few mm. Getting changed is cold! But the Wanted Inn warms so back up - after a careful drive to get there.

We'll go back! It's not that bad, I want to get to the bottom of the lower pitches, but I'm prepared to admit defeat to the Squeeze, however Ian hasn't ever previously been defeated and plans a rematch!

Questions:
The guide describes the Flats as "washed out Lava bed". How do you know? Really volcanic activity in the Peak? Is there much else?
Is there a trick to passing Freeze Squeeze?

Thanks as ever: - Ian for driving and rigging, Paul for organising and company, the Landowner for access, an whoever's in-situ ropes are in Far Flats.
 

TomTom

New member
I'd describe myself as 'average' sized and I seem to be the exact dimensions of the freeze squeeze! Going both ways I go head first on my back, trying to stay to the high side where it's marginally easier/wider. Hoods are also a bonus for stopping mud/hair mopping up  (y)

The hardest thing about the trip is the cleanup after!
 

Mark Wright

Active member
I liked your report caving_fox, I had the exact same trip the other week with the Buttered Badgers. You appeared to float through it TomTom, unlike me.

I was talking to Pete O'Neil the other day. After a fair bit of enlargement, he was the first person through with each of the rest of the team having to enlarge the passage further until they could get through. An identical situation to when Keith Joule and Phil Smyth followed me through the squeeze at the end of the Trenches when we connected Peak and Speedwell. This has been enlarged so much now that you don't even notice it.

Maybe Freeze Squeeze needs similar treatment, although possibly a bit controversial.

Derbyshire Hall has very good potential for further discoveries but will require a lot of work. If there were an accident on the wrong side it would have to be enlarged. It would seem a safer option to have it enlarged before an accident. I know more keen Derbyshire diggers that can't fit through Freeze Squeeze than can so its unlikely there will be much progress in its current state.   

Mark   
 

droid

Active member
'washed out lava bed': there's a volcanic vent less than 3 miles from Nettle.

Many of the lead mines encountered 'Toadstone', their name for a lava bed.....
 

Mark Wright

Active member
Aren't GoPros brilliant....

My wife Angela has just seen the video and banned me from having any further attempts..

Suits me

Mark
 

martinm

New member
Lol, Masochists! I'd rather go down Darfar Pot, it might be a muddy place but at least you can jump in the river afterwards to wash off in minutes!

I've said this b4 I know, but if I had been pushing stuff beyond in Derbyshire Hall, that squeeze would now be a lot, lot easier. Nuff said...  :coffee:
 

cavermark

New member
Mark Wright said:
Aren't GoPros brilliant....

My wife Angela has just seen the video and banned me from having any further attempts..

Suits me

Mark

I've done it - I'm sure you're not as big as me...

Mmilner - it's great that some challenges remain like this...
 

chunky

Well-known member
Don't think there's any way I'll be seeing Derbyshire Hall any time soon. Took two fairly skinny guys on my trip and neither got through. ... Although they didn't seem over keen on pushing it after seeing me stuck half in, half out ;)
 
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