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Offline Laurie

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6425 on: July 10, 2019, 01:21:30 am »
Someone just threw a selection box of fresh choux pastry rolls at the side of my head.
I didn’t see it coming - maybe my profiterole vision is in decline.
Gotta be the worse yet,,,,,,  ;)
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6426 on: July 10, 2019, 11:41:07 am »
Choux need to do something about the quality of these jokes.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6427 on: July 11, 2019, 08:21:11 am »
"I was told my granddad served on a mimesweeper during the war."
"Shouldn't that be minesweeper?"
"I don't know - he'd never talk about it".
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6428 on: July 11, 2019, 08:52:48 am »
Maybe he was checking emails ?

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6429 on: July 12, 2019, 09:43:47 am »
My telly's blown up. I can't afford a real one.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6430 on: July 12, 2019, 11:21:48 am »
I came out of Sainsbury's this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out. She'd lost all her holiday money. I felt so sorry for her I gave her £20.

I don't usually do that kind of thing, but I'd just found £2000 in the car park.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6431 on: July 14, 2019, 02:59:37 pm »
The surgeon said to me, "Do you have a dog?" I said, "Yes, why?"

He said, "If I can't save your leg, do you want me to keep the bone for him?"
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