Author Topic: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!  (Read 5318 times)

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2020, 08:26:18 pm »
Its a race to the bottom once the starting stall is complete.

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2020, 12:50:34 pm »
More tea vicar?

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2020, 12:51:24 pm »
What happened next?

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2020, 12:52:46 pm »
Despite being in pole position it seemed the team wood cave to exhaustion and abandon the piggy back fell race.

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #54 on: January 20, 2020, 12:55:55 pm »
As the day began to break they discovered the key issue with overnight scaling trips is not knowing when to stop...

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #55 on: January 20, 2020, 12:56:39 pm »
Stephanie is modelling the Draenen entrance diggers outfit, although we should point out that it is better suited for use on moonless nights.

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #56 on: January 20, 2020, 12:58:25 pm »
Trainee pole dancing?
Anything I say is represents my own opinion and not that of a any club/organisation that I am a member of (unless its good of course)

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #57 on: January 20, 2020, 01:27:27 pm »
Now I finally understand what Ike and Tina Turner meant by a "schoolhouse outhouse", although this one is on Leck Fell, not out on Highway 19.

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #58 on: January 20, 2020, 01:29:02 pm »
Now that's what I call practically wide open.

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #59 on: January 20, 2020, 01:30:37 pm »
It turns out you need more than three chums to make a human pyramid, even when you do have a metal template.

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2020, 01:32:15 pm »
In the Dales, the phrase "swing your hook" has a wholly different meaning.

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #61 on: January 20, 2020, 03:34:04 pm »
Naturally, only the woman had worked out that sliding down the angled pole was the only way out of this predicament..

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2020, 08:51:48 pm »
To paraphrase a well known scene....

MAXIMUS: Range is good.
QUINTUS: The danger to the CSCC...
MAXIMUS [interrupts]: It is acceptable, agreed?
QUINTUS: Strength and honour.
VALERIUS: Strength and honour.
MAXIMUS: At my signal, unleash hell....

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2020, 08:52:20 pm »
I have had a range of similar comments over the years for this one.


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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #64 on: January 21, 2020, 05:50:59 pm »
I know you said you don't like thin SRT rope but this is ridiculous! 
   
   
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Confucius say "War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left."

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #65 on: January 21, 2020, 05:59:30 pm »
Things weren't going to plan when Cuadrilla asked contractors to frack an existing well! 
     
     
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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #66 on: January 21, 2020, 06:04:56 pm »
"This is the last nut we have. If you drop this one you are going down the shaft to retrieve it and the others you dropped"

make more cave - we have the technology!

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #67 on: January 21, 2020, 06:06:30 pm »
I said hang the winch on the pole not the wench! 
     
     
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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #68 on: January 22, 2020, 07:26:06 pm »
'Lads, when you said can I help you with your Mechanno, this is not what I had in mind!'

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #69 on: January 23, 2020, 11:14:00 pm »
SRT is so last year and “stylish” lifts are installed across the Dales. Work however is slow as 20 min tea breaks are taken every 10 minutes.

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #70 on: January 23, 2020, 11:41:19 pm »
Come caving on Sunday - at least I thought that was what he said.
Paul McWhinney

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #71 on: January 24, 2020, 01:07:40 am »
That's one he'll of an erection lads!

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #72 on: January 24, 2020, 01:02:55 pm »
"I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole,
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole"

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #73 on: January 24, 2020, 04:38:19 pm »
I keep telling you this is Yorkshire not Iceland and your name is not Professor Lidenbrock.

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Re: WIN Copies of Caves & Karst of The Yorkshire Dales Volumes 1 and 2!!
« Reply #74 on: January 24, 2020, 05:01:34 pm »
The fear on set is palpable as the producers realise they've forgotten the ice axes and tent peg belay for filming "Descent 3 - the Slight Incline"

 

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