Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

Six year old kid looking at Mom's ID card.

Sex: F

He laughs.

Mom: "What's so funny?"

Kid: "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it."

Husband died laughing.

tony from suffolk

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I was in the door and door furniture section of my local Homebase and was surprised to see you are now able to build you own Jacob Rees-Mogg. The display said, 'Premium Victorian Knob' kit.

Mrs Trellis

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Barry Cryer's last joke - as given away free by his son in the Sunday Times Culture section today :-

A husband and wife are sat a café.
"That's the Archbishop of Canterbury isn't it?" says the husband - "Go over and ask him"
So the wife nips across the road and says -
"Excuse me , but are you the Archbishop of Canterbury?"
"f*** off" replies the stranger
The wife returns to her husband who says
"Well, what did he say?"
"He told me to f*** off" she says,
"Oh dear", he says, "Now we'll never know"


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Two brothers were discussing which of their wives was the fittest. I won't go into the nitty gritty but the one who did a daily jog up Snowdon seemed to come out of it as favourite.


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This is an old(ish) one in that this joke would work better in early 2000s.

I was being lazy and had to take both my recyclables out, so I took both at once. I was really struggling carrying the two bins at once, and almost got the the curb when suddenly, the next thing I knew I was swarmed by anti-terror police! It turns out they thought I was bin-laden.