Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
Just finished converting my car to electric.
Swapped the petrol engine for the motor from a tumble drier…
Now I'm taking it for a spin!
 

andys

Well-known member
I'm not sure what the fuss is all about - I've had an electric car for years. Its got electric lights, electric wipers and an electric music system. And it even has a built-in diesel generator to keep them all working.
 

Brains

Active member
Mummy mummy - Daddy's going out!
Well put some more petrol on him then

Mummy mummy, can I play with Nana?
No, leave the bones alone!

Mummy mummy, why do I always run in circles?
Be quiet or I will nail your other foot to the floor...
 

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
Mummy mummy - can I have a glass of water please?
No - you only had one a minute ago - why do you want another?
Because my bedroom's on fire.
 

Alex

Active member
"fucking clown" brings up some very horrible mental images! though I am sure that is someone's sexual fantasy.
 
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