Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

A woman was in court for stealing a tin of peaches.
The judge said "There’s 6 peaches in the tin, so I’m sentencing you to 6 weeks in jail”
Her husband then shouted “She stole a tin of peas as well!”
 
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A girl goes to confession & says, "I'm pregnant."
"How did this happen my child?" asks the priest.
"I think it must be the second coming."
The priest, shocked by the reply, asks, "What makes you think it's the second coming?"
She replies, "Because I swallowed the first one!"
 
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