• FREE SpanSet Technical Day

    Rescue and Evacuation Tech Day / Launch of New Gotcha 2 Rescue Kit

    An informative day for those involved in Work at Height. Ideal opportunity to meet with SpanSet, network with industry colleagues and learn about the new Gotcha2 Rescue Kit.

    Details here

Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

Mrs Trellis

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A 12 year old boy goes into the confession box and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned"...
The priest replies angrily, "You better not be cheating on me, you little bastard!"
 

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
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tony from suffolk

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The new Apple Watch has satellite calling so that if you are injured and trapped somewhere with no signal you can still be offered an unbeatable deal on double glazing.
 

tony from suffolk

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I nearly got myself out of a speeding ticket by telling the policewoman she looked absolutely bloody stunning. Then I fucked up by telling her “…and it's not the drink talking”
 

Mrs Trellis

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A little boy was walking on the road eating a chocolate.
A man came over and said, "Son, eating chocolates is bad for your health."
The boy replied, "Do you know, my Grandpa lived to be 105 years old."
"By eating chocolates?" the man asked.
"No, by minding his own business!"
 

Mrs Trellis

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As you will no longer receive a letter from the Queen when you turn 100, it has been confirmed you'll receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 13!
 
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