• WIN 200m rope for your favourite CHECC Club

    200m of 'Superblue' SpanSet rope to add to your club tackle store

    CHECC have been fantastic this year in supporting UKC. As a thank you, we are offering 200m rope as a prize for the best photograph posted capturing CHECC 2022. Closing date 11th December. Please help spread the word, thanks!

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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
A woman was in court for stealing a tin of peaches.
The judge said "There’s 6 peaches in the tin, so I’m sentencing you to 6 weeks in jail”
Her husband then shouted “She stole a tin of peas as well!”
 

TheBitterEnd

Well-known member
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Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
A girl goes to confession & says, "I'm pregnant."
"How did this happen my child?" asks the priest.
"I think it must be the second coming."
The priest, shocked by the reply, asks, "What makes you think it's the second coming?"
She replies, "Because I swallowed the first one!"
 
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