Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.


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Apparently a genuine photo and McDonald's have said they will take down the advert

Mrs Trellis

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The Queen Consort is isolating at Buckingham Palace with Covid-19...

Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14!

Mrs Trellis

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Paddy's car is running rough so he takes it to a garage.
30 minutes later the mechanic comes out and says to Paddy
"Running sweet as a nut now"
Paddy replies "Will it be ok tomorrow?"
The mechanic says "Oh sure - just shit in the carburetor"
Paddy looks shocked "What - every day?"


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They can't get enough of them. Turnips, Swedes, Manglewurzles. They've got hot and cold Woolton Pie on tap. Leave all that salad stuff to the foreigners.