Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

[hoehlenforscher]

I've been offered a bit of part time work with a dried fruit distributer.
Just waiting for them to get back to me with some dates.

 

[pwhole]

Hopefully they'll be raisin their wages, what with the currant financial climate.

 

[andys]

Hopefully they'll be raisin their wages, what with the currant financial climate.

Nah! They'll be pruning costs.

 

[gardouth]

My mate told me he couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a get well soon card.