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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.


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A woman went to a fancy dress party dressed as an egg and she left with a guy dressed as a chicken, an age old question was answered that night ...

it was the chicken


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A man and woman are going at it, when they hear a car out front.
The woman says "Quick! get out of the window, it's my husband."
Frightened, the man grabs his shreddies and starts trying to get them on whilst climbing out the window. The he suddenly stops, turns around and says "Hang on, I'm your husband. Why would you do that to me?"
To which she responds "So why did you try to run?"


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