• Descent 302 is published on 15 February and it will soon be on its way to our subscribers.

    In the newsdesk, read a review of the underground events at Kendal Mountain Festival, plus tales of cannibalism and the Cavefish Asteroid.

    In regional news, we have three new connections in Ogof Agen Allwedd, a report on the iron mines of Anjou, an extension to Big Sink Cave in the Forest of Dean, a new dig in Yorkshire's Marble Steps Pot, student parties, an obituary for Tony Boycott, a tight find in the Peak District and a discovery in County Kerry with extensive formations.

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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

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An unemployed person showed up at the job centre on Mendip, to see if there was an offer for him.

When he arrived, he saw a sign that said 'Gynecologist's Assistant Needed'

Went to the counter and asked:

- Can you give me more information about this job?

And the advisor said:

- No problem! Job is to prepare patients for the examination.

You should help them undress and thoroughly wash their genitals. Then get public hair waxed with shaving cream and a new razor. Next, gently rub oil on their bits so that they are ready for gynecologist observation.

The monthly salary is £3,500. But you have to go to Edinburgh.

- Why, is the job there?

- No, that's where the end of the queue is!...
 
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