An unemployed person showed up at the job centre on Mendip, to see if there was an offer for him.
When he arrived, he saw a sign that said 'Gynecologist's Assistant Needed'
Went to the counter and asked:
- Can you give me more information about this job?
And the advisor said:
- No problem! Job is to prepare patients for the examination.
You should help them undress and thoroughly wash their genitals. Then get public hair waxed with shaving cream and a new razor. Next, gently rub oil on their bits so that they are ready for gynecologist observation.
The monthly salary is £3,500. But you have to go to Edinburgh.
- Why, is the job there?
- No, that's where the end of the queue is!...