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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

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An unemployed person showed up at the job centre on Mendip, to see if there was an offer for him.

When he arrived, he saw a sign that said 'Gynecologist's Assistant Needed'

Went to the counter and asked:

- Can you give me more information about this job?

And the advisor said:

- No problem! Job is to prepare patients for the examination.

You should help them undress and thoroughly wash their genitals. Then get public hair waxed with shaving cream and a new razor. Next, gently rub oil on their bits so that they are ready for gynecologist observation.

The monthly salary is £3,500. But you have to go to Edinburgh.

- Why, is the job there?

- No, that's where the end of the queue is!...
 
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