Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

TheBitterEnd

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Mrs Trellis

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An old man is in hospital and on his death bed . He says to his family,:-
to my sons I leave my eight penthouse suites in Chelsea,
to my daughter my 12 mansions in Mayfair and
to my wife my six hotels in Knightsbridge.
He then faded away, the nurse then said
" I didnt know how wealthy and how much property your husband owned "
" Oh no " his wife said , " that was his window cleaning round "
 

hyweldavies

Active member
There was a restaurant which seemingly had an extensive selection of exotic animals on the menu. A somewhat skeptical customer decided to put them to the test and ordered the "elephant's ear sandwich". "I'm terribly
sorry Sir, but I'm afraid that's off today". "Ha!" says the customer, "It's just a sham publicity stunt. I knew you'd not have elephants' ears". "Oh no Sir. We have the elephants' ears, but we've run out of the giant bread rolls"
 

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
There was a restaurant which seemingly had an extensive selection of exotic animals on the menu. A somewhat skeptical customer decided to put them to the test and ordered the "elephant's ear sandwich". "I'm terribly
sorry Sir, but I'm afraid that's off today". "Ha!" says the customer, "It's just a sham publicity stunt. I knew you'd not have elephants' ears". "Oh no Sir. We have the elephants' ears, but we've run out of the giant bread rolls"
I fell out of my pram at that in the original version "tiger's tits on toast".
 

PeteHall

Moderator
It would seem that democracy is the biggest joke this month...
UK elects largest majority government on pretty much lowest vote share and turnout in history.
Largest vote share loses French elections.
And the USA, where to even start...
 
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