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TWO PETZL PIXAS 3'S TO BE WON!!

This soup is very thick; someone said it was pea soup. Doesn't look like pea to me.... doesn't smell like it, either.
 
Date: Mid to late 1970's

Sid suddenly emitted a nervous giggle.

"Guys.....I don't appear to have loaded the camera with film (again!). What are you doing tomorrow?"

Cruel . . . but funny  ;D
 
After, what felt like several long minutes of searching, Steve suddenly announced "Nope! Can't find it.  Best head to Bernie's for a new one."
 
All the clues started to fit into place.  The bubbles on the surface of the water.  The sudden toxic smell.  Steve suddenly realised that his suspicions were correct and that Paul just couldn't keep them in!
 
Finally after a desperate search, Gulliver finally felt an enormous sense of relief.  The Lilliputians on the other hand............... 
 
When John chopped his finger off in the moving machinery of the Easter Egg production line (1), Roger rashly offered to help him look for the missing digit (2).  But after crawling through a couple of miles of chocolate pipe, he was beginning to think it wasn't such a good idea...

(1) - This really did happen.  Maybe I'd better not mention the company in question, though.

(2) - This didn't really happen.  In fact I found the severed finger waiting for me on my desk the next morning, with a request to "Please take a photograph of this so that we can prove that we found it and that it's not still circulating around in the chocolate somewhere."
 
As Duncan forced himself into what had been described to him as "obviously the beginning of the Tankard Master Cave", he realised three things:
1) Sarah and Tim were bloody liars!
2) The boulders WERE scarier than they looked.
3) As a consequence of 2) and his functioning sense of smell, he no longer believed that he was crawling through "gloopie mud" as they'd described it.
 
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