TWO PETZL PIXAS 3'S TO BE WON!!

[cavemanmike]

i can't hear a thing in this soup let me try the other ear

 

[cap n chris]

This soup is very thick; someone said it was pea soup. Doesn't look like pea to me.... doesn't smell like it, either.

 

[Fulk]

Date: Mid to late 1970's

Sid suddenly emitted a nervous giggle.

"Guys.....I don't appear to have loaded the camera with film (again!). What are you doing tomorrow?"

Cruel . . . but funny 

 

[PeteHall]

Why do we do this for fun?

 

[Helen Dear]

Steve was starting to wonder if he would be back in time for the wedding!

 

[Helen Dear]

After, what felt like several long minutes of searching, Steve suddenly announced "Nope! Can't find it.  Best head to Bernie's for a new one."

 

[vaisey]

I'm not letting this beer go to waste

 

[Helen Dear]

All the clues started to fit into place.  The bubbles on the surface of the water.  The sudden toxic smell.  Steve suddenly realised that his suspicions were correct and that Paul just couldn't keep them in!

 

[Helen Dear]

Finally after a desperate search, Gulliver finally felt an enormous sense of relief.  The Lilliputians on the other hand............... 

 

[paul]

Fear not, SpongeMan is here and will soak up all this water!

 

[Canary]

S**T, I dropped my Mars bar!

 

[flashheart]

'It's a long way to come for the cash,' thought Cameron, 'but it's worth it.'

 

[Roger W]

When John chopped his finger off in the moving machinery of the Easter Egg production line (1), Roger rashly offered to help him look for the missing digit (2).  But after crawling through a couple of miles of chocolate pipe, he was beginning to think it wasn't such a good idea...

(1) - This really did happen.  Maybe I'd better not mention the company in question, though.

(2) - This didn't really happen.  In fact I found the severed finger waiting for me on my desk the next morning, with a request to "Please take a photograph of this so that we can prove that we found it and that it's not still circulating around in the chocolate somewhere."

 

[cap n chris]

When you find yourself in the shit, keep crawling.

 

[owd git]

OK; It probably is damp this way!

 

[Fulk]

What ? this is the DRY WAY? ? I'm glad you didn't bring us the wet way.

 

[Aubrey]

Its only this deep when I block the passage.

 

[Maj]

Wrong! You owe me more than a pint after this!

Maj.

 

[Speleofish]

They always use too much garlic

 

[cfmwh]

As Duncan forced himself into what had been described to him as "obviously the beginning of the Tankard Master Cave", he realised three things:
1) Sarah and Tim were bloody liars!
2) The boulders WERE scarier than they looked.
3) As a consequence of 2) and his functioning sense of smell, he no longer believed that he was crawling through "gloopie mud" as they'd described it.