cavemanmike
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i can't hear a thing in this soup let me try the other ear
TWO PETZL PIXAS 3'S TO BE WON!!
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cap n chris
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This soup is very thick; someone said it was pea soup. Doesn't look like pea to me.... doesn't smell like it, either.
Helen Dear
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Steve was starting to wonder if he would be back in time for the wedding!
Helen Dear
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After, what felt like several long minutes of searching, Steve suddenly announced "Nope! Can't find it. Best head to Bernie's for a new one."
Helen Dear
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All the clues started to fit into place. The bubbles on the surface of the water. The sudden toxic smell. Steve suddenly realised that his suspicions were correct and that Paul just couldn't keep them in!
Helen Dear
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Finally after a desperate search, Gulliver finally felt an enormous sense of relief. The Lilliputians on the other hand...............
flashheart
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'It's a long way to come for the cash,' thought Cameron, 'but it's worth it.'
Roger W
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When John chopped his finger off in the moving machinery of the Easter Egg production line (1), Roger rashly offered to help him look for the missing digit (2). But after crawling through a couple of miles of chocolate pipe, he was beginning to think it wasn't such a good idea...
(1) - This really did happen. Maybe I'd better not mention the company in question, though.
(2) - This didn't really happen. In fact I found the severed finger waiting for me on my desk the next morning, with a request to "Please take a photograph of this so that we can prove that we found it and that it's not still circulating around in the chocolate somewhere."
(1) - This really did happen. Maybe I'd better not mention the company in question, though.
(2) - This didn't really happen. In fact I found the severed finger waiting for me on my desk the next morning, with a request to "Please take a photograph of this so that we can prove that we found it and that it's not still circulating around in the chocolate somewhere."
cap n chris
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When you find yourself in the shit, keep crawling.
Speleofish
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They always use too much garlic
As Duncan forced himself into what had been described to him as "obviously the beginning of the Tankard Master Cave", he realised three things:
1) Sarah and Tim were bloody liars!
2) The boulders WERE scarier than they looked.
3) As a consequence of 2) and his functioning sense of smell, he no longer believed that he was crawling through "gloopie mud" as they'd described it.
1) Sarah and Tim were bloody liars!
2) The boulders WERE scarier than they looked.
3) As a consequence of 2) and his functioning sense of smell, he no longer believed that he was crawling through "gloopie mud" as they'd described it.
