Win the latest Matienzo Caves Project book - 2010-19 . Caption Competition!!

[Frog2]

If you go down to the woods today
You?re sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You?d better go in disguise

For every caver that ever there was will gather there for certain because
Todays the day the cavers have their picnic.

 

[mrodoc]

"Abandon Hope, al ye who enter here!"

 

[mrodoc]

Did you see that white rabbit go past?

 

[Alex]

Ok guys, we've been hired by Pablo to source something "different" for the exped meal, after Big Steve is tired of goat . I left the lid off last night, go see if we've caught anything.

Probably catch a caver.

 

[menacer]

Derbyshire immigrants, you will be quarantining in this hotel, down there!
See you in 10 days.

 

[tim.rose2]

Breaking news...
Giant sinkhole swallows tent.

 

[tim.rose2]

I know I said there was gold in that teepee but you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

 

[darkdescender]

Listen you lot.
Swampys down there, and it's our job to get him out!

 

[Vulcan]

Deep with lays the legendary Black beast of Arrghhh - none have survived it.

Well what are you waiting for?

 

[cavemanmike]

Hss train line has been scuppered by local oap's digging a shaft in its path. Go oap power

 

[Roger W]

Never mind the knot at the end of the rope - always remember to tie it to something at this end before you throw it down the pitch!

 

[cavingbiker]

And here we have our new guest accomodation.

 

[cavingbiker]

The CPC unveil their new latrine at Gaping Gill

 

[tim.rose2]

Mendip cavers unveil their latest badger set.

 

[ZombieCake]

The parliamentary select committee were impressed by the new HS2 station and facilities at the end of the tunnel under Birmingham.  Particularly, they pointed out that it only cost ?200 billion in consultancy fees from the tax payer to provide a unique, organic, down to earth experience for the single commuter using the route.

 

[yrammy]

Frodo just chuck the bloody thing in

 

[andrewmcleod]

With a wordless stare and a pointed finger, the prisoner was condemned to the camp dig.

 

[Pegasus]

A fab response, thank you All 

Bump as is ending soon - and I have another comp ready to go 

 

[mrodoc]

And there's "I forgot my caving kit is no excuse, Now get down there - now!"

 

[Mr Dinwiddy]

Look, I've just paid ?250 for a Glastonbury ticket and you are telling me that is the Pyramid Stage?