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Duck ditch

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Guys guys guys.. Go deep.  Embrace your mind, spirit and body and believe.  This is your hope, this is your heart, this is your destiny.  This is ?  - - Matienzo.


Right then,
You get in that hole and start digging,
You start filling out the log book,
and You go and get me a nice cold cerveza!


Active member
I don?t care who?s idea it was, get down there and get him out. The 4 valleys pasabola final is on in half an hour and I intend to be there!


Well-known member
"Wait, there's someone already down there!"
"I can hear the distant chanting, it's something like Diggy, Diggy Hole."


Well-known member
Well, Jerry's found Tom and Dick, but they'll never find Harry now we've disguised it as some half-baked hippy tent frame.


Active member
Come on, get digging! I've already sold tickets for next weekend, we've got a coach party coming and I've promised them no ducks!

...and don't tell porkies, I know you're not there yet otherwise it'd be in the log book!


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Ok guys, we've been hired by Pablo to source something "different" for the exped meal, after Big Steve is tired of goat 🐐. I left the lid off last night, go see if we've caught anything.