WIN TICKETS TO THE UNDERGROUND SESSION AT KENDAL MOUNTAIN FESTIVAL!!

[Pegasus]

CAPTION COMPETITION!!

Here's the trailer:
https://vimeo.com/298969789

[size=12pt]http://www.mountainfest.co.uk/programme/event/petzl-underground-session1

To enter post your caption for the photograph below

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Entries in by 10pm, Wednesday 14th November.
Max 5 entries person.

Best caption to be judged by me 

Good luck!!

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[andrewmcleod]

The club had decided to buck the trend in getting thinner, lighter ropes...

 

[andrewmcleod]

The club had decided they had finally had enough of the mud in Colostomy.

 

[andrewmcleod]

Hard Rock was finally going to get Wifi.

 

[Big Bad Botch]

You've heard of colostomy.... Now get ready for colonoscopy!

 

[cavebunny]

The team was relieved to find that JJ was incorrect in his assumption that they were being attacked by giant cave millipedes

 

[CSJ]

They said it was a pipe dream to get the dig started.

 

[Roger W]

Yes- the things down there have tentacles, and they don't half tickle!

 

[JJ]

And the "gaffer" just sat down and gave orders on how he wanted the beast arranging............................

 

[Ian Adams]

I thought it was just an ordinary tapeworm ....

 

[Tommy]

If I'd known about all the dirty hose underground, I'd have come caving sooner!

 

[David Rose]

The reason why the woman at the back was always remembered as 'Di Hard' was revealed only moments later, when the monster came back to life and devoured her.

 

[aardgoose]

Elon Musk's hyperloop, like some of his previous subsurface transport solutions, fell a little short of expectations.

 

[David Rose]

Only Tim knew that the creature's next victim had already been marked for sacrifice. Looking back down the tunnel at the spot where its terrible head and jaws would soon become manifest, he felt guilty about persuading her she would be much more comfortable if she wore blue cordura than yellow PVC.

 

[paul]

The cave divers were not impressed with their "sherpas" alternative to carrying heavy cylinders...

 

[JJ]

Things were looking up for the diggers .......... at last - a proper trunk passage!

 

[HardenClimber3]

When you said we'd be cooking on gas.....

 

[Alex]

New charging facility being installed underground.

 

[Sid]

The Swedes attempt to recreate their countries flag underground could have done with better planning!

 

[David Rose]

The team tried to put a brave face on it. But there was no getting away from it: getting this tunnel ready for HS3 was going to be a hell of a lot of work. And apart from that, it was in totally the wrong place - despite the media reports, this Three Counties thing was mile and miles from the M62!