WIN AN ONLINE VIP KENDAL MOUNTAIN FESTIVAL PASS!

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CAPTION COMPETITION

WIN AN ONLINE, VIP KENDAL MOUNTAIN FESTIVAL PASS!!

Created exclusively for UKC - thank you KMF 

The lucky winner will be able to view online the majority of the films and all of the lectures and Base Camp presentations shown at KMF for 10 days after the festival, including the Underground Session and Aquanaut by Rick Stanton, plus much, much more!!

KENDAL MOUNTAIN FESTIVAL

Thursday 18 ? Sunday 21 November 2021

THE ULTIMATE GATHERING FOR EVERYONE WHO LOVES THE OUTDOORS!

'Kendal Mountain Festival is an annual, four-day long Festival dedicated to sharing awe-inspiring, life-affirming stories from the world of outdoor adventure. Situated in the picturesque town of Kendal, Cumbria, UK - join us and we'll take you on a journey to the wildest reaches of the globe through film, literature, speaker events, music, art, dance and parties.'

https://www.kendalmountainfestival.com/

To enter simply post your caption to the photograph below of Jason Mallinson & Chris Jewell taken at the traverse of the Three Counties System earlier this year.  My thanks to Mark Burkey for the photograph and to Chris & Jason for allowing me to use the photo in a caption competition 

3 entries per person.  I will draw up a shortlist then it's over to Random.org.

Here are a couple of links to the traverse if you're after more info:
https://ukcaving.com/board/index.php?topic=28678.0
https://ukcaving.com/board/index.php?topic=28597.0

Closing date, Wednesday 17th November at 10pm

Good luck!!


Link to buy tickets for:

The Underground Session: https://tickets.kendalmountainfestival.com/events/19-11-2021-20-00-petzl-underground-session

The Rescue: https://tickets.kendalmountainfestival.com/events/19-11-2021-15-30-the-rescue-feature-film-with-the-rescuers-joining-on-stage

Aquanaut: https://tickets.kendalmountainfestival.com/events/20-11-2021-18-45-rick-stanton-aquanaut-a-life-beneath-the-surface-the-inside-story-of-the-thai-cave-rescue


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[Badlad]

By gum, I needed that.

 

[Tim Pickering]

Chris wondered how long it would take Jason to realise that his beer had been swapped for the contents of a caver's welly.

 

[Ian Ball]

All that effort to get to Yorkshire and they give us Boddingtons.

 

[Cantclimbtom]

The winners of the Three Counties Crawl proved a pint at every pot was possible after all

The main advantage of wearing a pvc suit to the pub is that when you pee yourself, nobody will notice

 

[fishes 1]

Drinking the final sump wasn't part of the original plan. It brought new meaning to passing a sump.

 

[s_allshorn]

You'd have thought Beardy had just done whole bloody thing looking at him lying there like that!

 

[Ian Ball]

Yep I'll have a third, Jason's driving us home.

 

[Space Doubt Caver]

 

[Space Doubt Caver]

 

[Space Doubt Caver]

 

[Roger W]

"You know, these rusty drainings from our air tanks taste nearly as good as Doom Bar when you're really thirsty!"

 

[Tim Pickering]

Chris and Jason invented a new drinking game. Who could get their beer down the back of the ascending caver's neck.

 

[Tim Pickering]

"I asked for a couple of porters, so they send extra help and expect us to drink this stuff instead!"

 

[Ian P]

Jason:
?If those bloody photographers take ANOTHER photo they will be getting a 12 shoved up where the don?t shine !!?

Chris:
?I have heard Mark prefers it valve first?

 

[Wardy]

Chris
Wow that's amazing, I've really done it.
Ive come to Yorkshire and ticked off possibly the greatest challenge in UK caving.
A full pint off Jason! Truly Amazing.

Jason
I must have been too focused on the trip or something.
I can't believe it, I just didn't see it coming.
A whole bloody pint as well.

 

[Wardy]

If only we could read their thoughts..........

Chris
"Its a glass half full day for sure.
Amazing trip and not a sports team in sight."

Jason
"Its definitely a glass half empty day
All that effort and we didn't even rescue a single footballer."

 

[EvilStu]

Rumour had it that Jason was seen to smile following their momentous achievement, that this had even been captured on film for posterity.
Look more closely though, he was just holding in a massive fart.

 

[digscaves]

Coming from Yorkshire, a free pint on arriving in Cumbria is all reet, having just had to traverse the dark lands of Lancashire!

 

[Paul Marvin]

Mmm Not sure about that Anchor Point Naa it will be Ok " After You "