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Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« on: April 09, 2020, 10:15:26 am »
CAPTION COMPETITION!!

WIN A £50 INGLESPORT VOUCHER!!



I received a message recently - this is what it said:

'Hi Jane, I'm lucky enough to be in guaranteed work at the moment, doing a load of overtime and unable to spend it on the things I usually do.  Would it be of interest to you if I donated £50 toward a competition prize on the forum?  Couple of requests though...
1. This must be completely anonymous.
2. Could the money be spent in one (or more) of our few remaining caving shops?  I fear there will be none left soon and I came up with this idea as a way to support the forum, our caving shops and provide a bit of fun for the many bored cavers at the moment'.


How blummin fantastic is that??  Of course I agreed.  Inglesport was chosen to provide the voucher (so the forum will match this with a Starless River £50 voucher for the next competition as both excellent caving shops support UKC)

Thank you to the caver who sent me the message - it couldn't have arrived at a better time to cheer me up  :thumbsup:  :hug:

Post your best captions for this photograph (Thank you to Mark Burkey for taking it and Jess for yet more excellent modelling!).



Winner to be chosen by random.org of 10 captions with most likes (if not many likes, I'll choose the shortlist with help from caver who donated the prize)

Max 5 entries per member.  Closing time/date 10pm Sunday 19th April

Have fun and good luck!!

Don't forget to support your caving stores - open online!

https://www.inglesport.com/    https://www.starlessriver.com/shop/

« Last Edit: April 09, 2020, 11:20:15 am by Pegasus »

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2020, 11:37:48 am »
"Wait a seccond... this one is the porta-potty right?"

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2020, 11:38:35 am »
Self isolating in style
All views are my own and not that of the BCA or any clubs for which I'm a member of.

Offline Roger W

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2020, 11:39:40 am »
Amy was planning to get in some SRT practice during her period of self-isolation.
"That, of course, is the dangerous part about caves:  you don't know how far they go back, sometimes... or what is waiting for you inside."   JRR Tolkein: "The Hobbit"

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2020, 11:55:47 am »
Even the changing tents are getting involved in the northern access vs southern access debate.

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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2020, 12:03:48 pm »
I haven't got a caption yet, but I'd like to say what a fine gesture that is from Anon.

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2020, 12:16:23 pm »
Sid Perou's long awaited remake of Return of the Body Snatchers strangely failed to make an impact at the box office.

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2020, 12:18:25 pm »
Love the avatar Pony - has given me an idea   ;D

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2020, 12:19:26 pm »
Two of the most recent members of the Agoraphobic Caving Club preparing for a caving trip.
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are missing!

Offline nearlywhite

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2020, 12:40:32 pm »
When I were a lad the only caving huts we had to pack rope in were a flimsy tent on side of road...

Tent? You were lucky! We had a soggy cardboard box in a pothole.

Young people today...

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2020, 01:00:51 pm »
Do you like our new American oversuits?

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2020, 01:06:56 pm »
Caving - Officially the best form of inten(t)se physical exercise there is.

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2020, 01:30:32 pm »
...cunningly disguised as small tents, the Giant Man-eating Ducks found that shy cavers made easy prey.

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2020, 01:54:51 pm »
The Doctor's new Tardis had arrived, but he was beginning to regret not reading the full specification...

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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2020, 02:26:09 pm »
Once fed, they seem to smile contentedly!
Growler

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2020, 02:37:33 pm »
The latest idea to protect the public from the site of mucky cavers. The portable caving hut allows you to change and dash straight in and out of the cave. Think Bathing Machine.

Offline phizz4

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2020, 03:07:48 pm »
Why do you always end up with surplus bits and pieces when you buy Ikea self assembly items?

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2020, 04:02:04 pm »
"Elon swears it's watertight!"

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2020, 04:15:27 pm »
Despite a lower budget than the original, the Yorkshire remake of The Fly ("t'Fly") was even more grotesque...

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2020, 04:46:41 pm »
"The caving smarts you gain after years of changing in wet and windy weather."

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2020, 05:22:58 pm »
Tabloid headline: Caver's flouting the stay at home policy by bring their home with them.
Anything I say is represents my own opinion and not that of a any club/organisation that I am a member of (unless its good of course)

Offline chunky

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2020, 05:52:48 pm »
After a busy day in the confessional Jess begun preparing suitable penance for members of Dudley Caving Club.

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2020, 07:50:21 pm »
With hindsight, dressing up as half a butternut squash to raise cash for the next Austria expedition was never going to be a winner.....

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2020, 08:13:00 pm »
He won’t come out of his pod - apparently a Northerner put a fly in there when he left the CSCC.
I have a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a Weasel.

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Re: Win a £50 Inglesport voucher!!
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2020, 09:41:13 pm »
Two for the price of one offerr on portable orgasmatrons means you never need to feel felt out.
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