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I was told to try horse manure on my rhubarb.
I have to say, I still prefer custard.

Mrs Trellis:
My friend can only sleep on stacks of old magazines...

He's got back issues!

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.


--- Quote from: Stuart France on March 04, 2021, 10:14:42 pm ---The Welsh Government has a habit of giving its Ministers three portfolios at a time, such as someone to look after Culture, Sport and Tourism.  Not altogether unrelated.

They shuttle Ministers regularly before responsibility can attach, and re-mix portfolio triplets amusingly lest civil servants develop expertise.

Can you believe it?  There’s now a Ministry for Mental Health, Wellbeing and the Welsh Language!  Mae dysgu Cymraeg yn dda i chi.

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Rwy'n gwneud fy ngorau.

tony from suffolk:

--- Quote from: andys on March 03, 2021, 11:00:30 am ---
--- Quote from: tony from suffolk on March 03, 2021, 10:44:13 am ---The innuendo Society has reported a huge rise amongst its members.

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Is that the Mining Innuendo Society?

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I don't like to make innuendos, but I'll occasionally slip one in.


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