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GarDouth:
I was told to try horse manure on my rhubarb.
I have to say, I still prefer custard.

Mrs Trellis:
My friend can only sleep on stacks of old magazines...

He's got back issues!

andys:
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

Laurie:

--- Quote from: Stuart France on March 04, 2021, 10:14:42 pm ---The Welsh Government has a habit of giving its Ministers three portfolios at a time, such as someone to look after Culture, Sport and Tourism.  Not altogether unrelated.

They shuttle Ministers regularly before responsibility can attach, and re-mix portfolio triplets amusingly lest civil servants develop expertise.

Can you believe it?  There’s now a Ministry for Mental Health, Wellbeing and the Welsh Language!  Mae dysgu Cymraeg yn dda i chi.

--- End quote ---
Rwy'n gwneud fy ngorau.

tony from suffolk:

--- Quote from: andys on March 03, 2021, 11:00:30 am ---
--- Quote from: tony from suffolk on March 03, 2021, 10:44:13 am ---The innuendo Society has reported a huge rise amongst its members.

--- End quote ---

Is that the Mining Innuendo Society?

--- End quote ---

I don't like to make innuendos, but I'll occasionally slip one in.

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