• Descent 302 is published on 15 February and it will soon be on its way to our subscribers.

    In the newsdesk, read a review of the underground events at Kendal Mountain Festival, plus tales of cannibalism and the Cavefish Asteroid.

    In regional news, we have three new connections in Ogof Agen Allwedd, a report on the iron mines of Anjou, an extension to Big Sink Cave in the Forest of Dean, a new dig in Yorkshire's Marble Steps Pot, student parties, an obituary for Tony Boycott, a tight find in the Peak District and a discovery in County Kerry with extensive formations.

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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

People often don't understand the difference between wound and injury.

A wound is damage to living tissue caused by a cut, blow, or other impact, typically one in which the skin is cut or broken.

Whereas injury played with The Blockheads.
 
I went into the pet shop and asked for a taller stand for my parrot.
I wanted to get it now and pay for it later but the owner said,
"I'm sorry but I don't do higher perches!"
 
I told my interviewer that I'm a down to earth sort of chap. Apparently, that's not what they want to hear when they're recruiting pilots.
 
If you thought Brits abroad was a modern tourist phenomenon :-

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A man met a lion in the jungle. He thought it was no good making a run for it, so knelt down and prayed.
When he finished he looked up and the lion was also praying.
"Why are you praying asked the man?"
The lion replied, "I always say grace before a meal!"
 
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