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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical engineer says, "It's a broken starter."
The Electrical engineer says, "Dead battery."
The Chemical engineer says, "Impurities in the diesel!"
The IT engineer says, "Let's get out of the car and get back in!"
 

andys

Well-known member
........The IT engineer says, "Let's get out of the car and get back in!"

Lack of understanding of IT Engineering basics there Mrs Trellis. It should read "Lets get out of the car, COUNT TO FIVE and get back in!"
 

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
Great nanna - what's a nonce?
FUT7EkyWYAAuPl1
 

andys

Well-known member
“As one door closes, another one opens,” he said.
“That's all well and good,” I said, “But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car.”
 

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
I said to the doctor, "I'm having trouble pronouncing words beginning with F and TH."
The doctor replied, "Well, you can't say fairer than that!"
 

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
I was at a party last night and the DJ played, "Sit Down."
So we all sat down! He then played, "Jump Around."
So we all jumped around!
Then he put on, "Come On Eileen." I got thrown out!
 

andys

Well-known member
Forget what you previously thought - it turns out that DNA is the initials of the National Dyslexic Association.
 

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
The England football team visited an orphanage in Wolverhampton today.
"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Ben, age six.
 
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