Mrs Trellis
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Yes - I was out of there like a shot.
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Mrs Trellis
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I went to a porn star reunion party today.
It was nice to come across some familiar faces!
It was nice to come across some familiar faces!
Mrs Trellis
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"Your nan sucks cock!"
Classic insult, not so funny when she's whispering it in your ear though!
Classic insult, not so funny when she's whispering it in your ear though!
Mrs Trellis
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Mrs Trellis
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I received a brown envelope through the door this morning that said 'Do not bend!'
I thought, "How am I going to pick that up then?"
I thought, "How am I going to pick that up then?"
TheBitterEnd
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I've ordered some German food.
The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come.
The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come.
Mrs Trellis
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There was once a king who was just 12 inches tall…
He was a terrible king but made a great ruler!
He was a terrible king but made a great ruler!
Mrs Trellis
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Mrs Trellis
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Mrs Trellis
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Be thankful it's not snowing…
Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!
Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!
Mrs Trellis
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I can't afford an Ancestry DNA Kit to learn about my relatives…
So instead, I posted online that I have just won the lottery!
So instead, I posted online that I have just won the lottery!
Mrs Trellis
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The bloke who invented the automatic tennis serving machine is celebrating his birthday… Many happy returns!
Mrs Trellis
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I phoned the tinnitus helpline earlier. It just kept ringing!
TheBitterEnd
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Mrs Trellis
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I went for a drive yesterday and came upon a dogging site. Intrigued I parked up and I really enjoyed myself.
Sadly though I failed my driving test.
Sadly though I failed my driving test.
tony from suffolk
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It’s so hot at the moment that I left the toilet seat up just so I could get an icy stare from the wife.
Mrs Trellis
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I'm doing a charity abseil this weekend so today they're going to show me the ropes.
Mrs Trellis
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I saw a bloke sobbing uncontrollably at a graveside yesterday.
"Why did you have to die, why did you have to die?" he cried, over and over again.
I said, "I'm sorry to intrude, but was it someone very close?"
"No not really," he said. "It was the wife's first husband!"
"Why did you have to die, why did you have to die?" he cried, over and over again.
I said, "I'm sorry to intrude, but was it someone very close?"
"No not really," he said. "It was the wife's first husband!"
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