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Freelance Work at Height and Lifting Instructor.
There are currently three active cavers working with SpanSet as Freelance Work at Height and Lifting Instructors – are you interested in joining them?
Due to the continued expansion of our busy Training Department, we are always looking for freelance Instructors to join our team delivering training at our head office in Middlewich and at clients sites throughout the UK.
A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and asks;
“Do you have fish cakes?”
The man behind the counter replies, “No”.
“That’s a shame, it’s his birthday”.
The salesman in the furniture store told me the settee would seat five people without any problems. Then it occurred to me - I don’t think I know five people without any problems.
After going to the trouble of buying dinner for two, wine, flowers and chocolate, I would have thought that getting a blowjob would be the least I could expect...
Apparently not, and the checkout girl even called the manager!
I asked at the chemist today, "Do you have anything to clear up diarrhoea?"
The pharmacist said, "Try these tablets."
I replied, "No, I mean like a mop and bucket. I've just crapped on your floor!"
Sadly we’ve lost some of our local businesses recently.
The bra shop has gone bust, the watch-menders has called time,
the paper shop folded, the shoe repairers has been soled,
the food blender factory gone into liquidation,
and the TV aerial shop called in the receivers...