After going to the trouble of buying dinner for two, wine, flowers and chocolate, I would have thought that getting a blowjob would be the least I could expect...
Apparently not, and the checkout girl even called the manager!
Sadly we’ve lost some of our local businesses recently.
The bra shop has gone bust, the watch-menders has called time,
the paper shop folded, the shoe repairers has been soled,
the food blender factory gone into liquidation,
and the TV aerial shop called in the receivers...