• WIN 200m rope for your favourite CHECC Club

    200m of 'Superblue' SpanSet rope to add to your club tackle store

    CHECC have been fantastic this year in supporting UKC. As a thank you, we are offering 200m rope as a prize for the best photograph posted capturing CHECC 2022. Closing date 11th December. Please help spread the word, thanks!

    Click to enter here

Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
A 12 year old boy goes into the confession box and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned"...
The priest replies angrily, "You better not be cheating on me, you little bastard!"
 

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
FcNmagUXgAEu5-6
 

tony from suffolk

Well-known member
The new Apple Watch has satellite calling so that if you are injured and trapped somewhere with no signal you can still be offered an unbeatable deal on double glazing.
 

tony from suffolk

Well-known member
I nearly got myself out of a speeding ticket by telling the policewoman she looked absolutely bloody stunning. Then I fucked up by telling her “…and it's not the drink talking”
 

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
A little boy was walking on the road eating a chocolate.
A man came over and said, "Son, eating chocolates is bad for your health."
The boy replied, "Do you know, my Grandpa lived to be 105 years old."
"By eating chocolates?" the man asked.
"No, by minding his own business!"
 

Mrs Trellis

Well-known member
As you will no longer receive a letter from the Queen when you turn 100, it has been confirmed you'll receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 13!
 
Top