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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.


Active member
Beans, beans...they're good for your heart--
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel!
Have some beans with every meal!


Active member
A nurse is giving a male patient a check over. Afterwards she says to him ‘I’ve been in nursing for 30 years but I’ve never seen anyone with a penis shaped like a saxophone before.’

He says ‘It’s unusual but all the family have genitals shaped like musical instruments’

Nurse says ‘ Hang on, that reminds me – I saw a woman with a vagina like a mouth organ last week.’

‘That’ll be our Monica…’


Well-known member
Emma Dreaming
Arthur White
Chris Muss
Jess Likedy
Juan Swee
Hugh Sterno

Wendy Treetops-Glissen
Ann Chilled-Wren
Liz Anne
“Two Ears” Laybelle
Cindy Snow

Emma Dreaming
Arthur White
Chris Musswit
Avery Criss
Miss Carr
Dai Wright

Mayor Dazeby
Mary-Ann Bright
Anna-May Hall-York-Rhys
Mrs B White

courtesy of The Goodies


Well-known member


Well-known member
If you've ever flicked through the US John Deere merchandising catalogue, this strange behaviour could have an explanation.