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Descent 305 - Pre-order is open!!
Our August/September issue has a publication date of 2 August, and it is a special summer bumper issue full of stories of exploration and wonder from the underground world.
Beans, beans...they're good for your heart--
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel!
Have some beans with every meal!
A nurse is giving a male patient a check over. Afterwards she says to him ‘I’ve been in nursing for 30 years but I’ve never seen anyone with a penis shaped like a saxophone before.’
He says ‘It’s unusual but all the family have genitals shaped like musical instruments’
Nurse says ‘ Hang on, that reminds me – I saw a woman with a vagina like a mouth organ last week.’