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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

The police came to my door holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife?"
Shocked I answered, "Yes". They said, "We are afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus".
I said, "I know, but she takes it up the arse, does the cooking and she's good with the kids!"
 
Phew! Just got back from A&E.
I hope the postie gets attended to soon.
Royal Mail really should put my post in sensibly sized bundles - say 100 envelopes - and use a lorry rather than a van for delivery.
 
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