Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

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My arse was sore after a curry. The wife said "ringsting" I said 'why?, what will he know about it?

A clown turned up for work late on his first day and he got sacked from the circus. He’s suing for funfair dismissal.

I very recently got crushed by a pile of books. But I suppose I’ve only got me shelf to blame.

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria. I said oh god not that as well.

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left because it was just one ting after another.

I accidentally swallowed some string last night. I shit you knot.
 
I've noticed that the squirrels are starting to gather nuts for the winter. A few of my friends seem to be missing.





Are all of you in a safe place?


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