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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

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A woman goes to the doctors and tells him there is something wrong with her aviaries

"Don't you mean ovaries? " the doc replies

She insists it's her aviaries so doc suggests she shows him what she means.

She takes off her knickers and lies down and opens her legs, at which point the doc sighs and says "I see what you mean now, there's definitely be a cockatoo in there"
 
A woman goes to the doctor and says she has forgotten to take her contradictive pill.
The doctor says "pardon?" so she says it again
The doctor says "Madam - you are ignorant!!!"
She says "yes I know, about 3 months......."
 
A woman goes to the doctor and says she has forgotten to take her contradictive pill.
The doctor says "pardon?" so she says it again
The doctor says "Madam - you are ignorant!!!"
She says "yes I know, about 3 months......."
Nope. Your hoping to have to explain that one…
 
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