Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

[ChrisB]

The Pedants' Revolt was led by Which Tyler.

 

[tony from suffolk]

I said to my girlfriend, "I want you to have this bracelet, it belonged to my Grandmother" She said, "Thank you, but what does DNR mean?”

 

[Mrs Trellis]

Paul Gascoigne has arrived in the North Atlantic Ocean on a paddleboard carrying a fishing rod and a cooked chicken...

 

[TheBitterEnd]

Very proud to have finished my 7th marathon in 7 days

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or snickers as they are now known

 

[Mrs Trellis]

I did my part to help the environment today...

I unplugged 6 electric vehicles that nobody was using!

 

[Mrs Trellis]

Yesterday, I spotted an albino Dalmatian…

It was the least I could do for him!

 

[andys]

Yesterday, I spotted an albino Dalmatian…

It was the least I could do for him!

I refer the honourable member to Post #8,355 of Jan 13th 2023 in this thread ........ 🤠

 

[Brains]

I refer the honourable member to Post #8,355 of Jan 13th 2023 in this thread ........ 🤠

Are you applying for the job of forum pendant?

 

[andys]

Are you applying for the job of forum pendant?

Is there a post of forum pendant? If so, then what's the job spec? Anyway, my girlfriend has just told me that she thinks we'd have less argument if I wasn't so pedantic. I told her that I think she meant "fewer".

 

[Brains]

LOL purely voluntary, feel free to hang around and do whatever feels right for a pendant to do

 

[PeteHall]

My wife says I have two main faults. Not listening; and I forget the other one...

 

[Mrs Trellis]

 

[alanw]

100% of men didn't notice King Kong in this Picture

 

[legendrider]

Is there a post of forum pendant? If so, then what's the job spec? Anyway, my girlfriend has just told me that she thinks we'd have less argument if I wasn't so pedantic. I told her that I think she meant "fewer".

"...if I WEREN'T so pedantic.. "

do I get the job?

 

[andys]

"...if I WEREN'T so pedantic.. "

do I get the job?

Yep all yours legendrider

 

[pwhole]

Erm...

 

[Mrs Trellis]

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe!

 

[Oceanrower]

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe!

Said someone who doesn’t understand how either probability or revolvers work.

Note: Don’t play using an automatic pistol…

 

[Fulk]

Said someone who doesn’t understand how either probability or revolvers work.

Could I draw your attention to the heading of this thread The Friday JOKE?

 

[Mrs Trellis]

Said someone who doesn’t understand how either probability or revolvers work.

Note: Don’t play using an automatic pistol…

It's a good example of Bayesian probability.