Win 100m Spanset rope - 50M Gold, 50M Platinum!!

[mrdetail]

"What the hell are all these weird subtitles appearing below us? Hey no i did not say that! and that would just be fatal! Hah very true...."

 

[yrammy]

#ESTreasure Two plonkers in trousers

 

[Aubrey]

I said pass the spanner, not throw it!

 

[Poigol5043]

Go on! Unclip it, I swear you'll bounce!!

 

[Tommy]

"And that's just the first bit of red tape you're going to come across on your new job..."

 

[Tommy]

"No company car I'm afraid; this giant catapult is how you're going to get to site."

 

[L.Brooker]

Woah Dave, what the hell are you doing? Put your finger back on the line, two points of contact at all times!

 

[Leoo]

"I don't care what grade you are able to climb at, your right arm is NOT a 2nd point of attachment"

 

[A_Northerner]

"If that kid had just clipped in Harambe would still be alive!"

 

[Pegasus]

Thanks to everyone who has entered this competition so far - now there is some bad news.....

Half the prize (50m of Spanset Gold) was borrowed off the stand at Eurospeleo as it was needed to help rig one of the caves - no problem of course, apart from half the prize had now gone caving 

However, no worries because the good news is Spanset replaced it - cheers, Spanset 

So if you have caved on Gold or Platinum (or both) rope this past week at Eurospeleo and would like to win some for yourself just think of that winning captions.....

 

[Roger W]

"That red line that you're holding on to isn't actually rope, you know - it just marks where the 50 metres was that was borrowed to go caving with."

 

[antmcc]

Dave "be careful you can get Weils disease from that...!"
Andy "What???"
Dave "I was on my training the other day and they definitely said you can catch it from ratchet and urine!"

 

[frawleyh]

Don't you dare tickle me....

 

[alastairgott]

"We're only 20m up, why are you holding onto that line, it's not Alum pot!"

 

[nearlywhite]

2 points of reproachment

 

[alastairgott]

SRT!

SRT, SRT.., SRT, SRrT, 2 points of reproachment SRT!

 

[numb7rs]

"Who attached that carabiner? It looks like my 5-year-old's been at it!"
"What do you mean? I tied that myself. Hung off it and everything. It only moved a bit."

 

[glyders]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off."
or
"I gave you one job. One job."
or
"The umpire makes his decision in the world's most dangerous game of cricket."

 

[Pegasus]

A day to go folks - then Pete get's no work done as he has to read all the entries and choose a winner 

 

[Dannycrcaver]

If you fall, it's not my fault because I taught you how to do it well ... Good thing spancet is very good but your back will hurt for a while! Remember FF1 - FF2