Win 100m Spanset rope - 50M Gold, 50M Platinum!!

[JJ]

Was it not bl**dy obvious that the safety railings where to be installed here and NOT on that ridge on the roof opposite.

 

[David Rose]

"Don't worry. This is just a rehearsal. The power supply won't go live until Boris Johnson gets up here."

 

[David Rose]

"I suppose we'd better change into our Peter Pan and Tinkerbell costumes now, before the audience arrives."

 

[Roger W]

"My cowstail used to be that long before I washed it."

 

[Huge]

Beat (in a Swiss accent): "I've upgraded things for the DistoX3. It's a little chunkier than the old model but now you can use the laser for belaying."

 

[Brains]

When I was on the Eiger we never had stuff like this, if this was the Alps you'd be dead by now

I had a full packet of donuts on here just now - you have eaten the lot!

See that bowel of petunias up there - wonder if it thinks its a whale?

 

[aricooperdavis]

"And that's why you check the line for superglue before you grab onto it!"

 

[Vulcan]

Now you tell me your not my Instuctor.

 

[ZombieCake]

At the shop they told me I was the only one wearing this outfit to EuroSpeleo - bloody Yves St Laurent!

 

[owd git]

I don't give a tinkers wibble what Bare Grills said, re-rig ! wazzock!!!

 

[Judi Durber]

I've told you before the brand of deodorant you use isn't strong enough

 

[Roger W]

If you pull on that red cord the nurse will come to see what the matter is.

 

[Joe.Bones]

Right. If you can rig this as well as I have, we can both go to EuroSpeleo for the week.

 

[RichardB1983]

Spanset about to commence with their rather extreme "jump test" method of testing the tensile strength of their new range of bags

 

[Judi Durber]

I tried not to fall off, slack-lining in La Verna is a bit different to practising up here Gov ... honest


http://www.newsflare.com/video/69507/sport/tight-rope-walking-in-la-verna-cave-in-france

 

[Pegasus]

Deadline extended to give folks time to get back home from Eurospeleo and enter the competition - now closes noon on Wednesday 24th August - good luck!

 

[ianball11]

"I've warned you once already, dont touch the high voltage line."

 

[mrdetail]

One of us put this on back to front

 

[ianball11]

"How can it be a fall factor of 1?"

 

[Alex]

You crossed the line! Well you have stood on it at least.