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[Disgusted from Cornwall.]

Go on, pull my finger

 

[Maj]

It's rock paper scissors not rock paper knife you twat!



Maj

 

[Caver Keith]

Look, I really do not like heights and now I'm really at the end of my tether!

 

[alastairgott]

"Hold still! you've got dinner around your mouth."

Or

"you Stupid Boy! We were testing the back mounted safety straps, just you wait till we get down"

Or

"do you have to lecture me Every week about the changing nature of the Cheshire salt towns, and don't start ranting about the lack of a train station in Middlewich otherwise I'll push you off with this hand"

 

[yrammy]

And another thing, your armpits stink.

There is a Pokemon up your nose

 

[Bratchley]

"Rule number 1, adopt the appropriate palm-up posture for suspended high-fives".

 

[cooleycr]

Don't ask stupid questions lad, I don't care how much it hurts your arm, if I say hold it above head height then JFDI!

OR

But Steve Backley says you hold it like this!

 

[Bratchley]

"damn it Steve, had it even occurred to you how big we are compared to that building?"

 

[Bratchley]

"Hey Dave, you ever wondered when this big red strap will end? One day, we'll be free!"

 

[aricooperdavis]

Spanset - making arguments safer since 1966.

 

[Maj]

But if you had got here first, you could have had the front attached fall arrest lanyard.

Maj.

 

[Antwan]

Stop Stringing me Along...

 

[Joe.Bones]

...And the clever thing is, it turns red in the presence of acid rain!

 

[ian.p]

"Gary my french isn't so good but im sure the induction said we should be wearing some high vis?"
"look Bill this is all part of the new European policy for UK construction we arn't to be seen or heard and if we put a foot wrong we will probably hang..."     

 

[ian.p]

"i'm really not comfortable being this far from a coffee shop can we go back to being abseilers now please?"

 

[ditzy 24//7]

1. are you sure this is correct?
2. stand still, the next part wont hurt much
3. rule no 1 - dont panic!

 

[JJ]

Listen Dave ...... you just holding it will never make that belay safe!

 

[andychapm]

Dave was always overly cautious whilst picking his nose.

Tim's idea of how to control a randy horse when abseiling was given short shrift by the safety advisor.

The onsite prostate exam required improvement.

 

[chunky]

Are you sure you Google this right......it seems a bit excessive for a prostate exam!

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[Steve01]

Apparently its not the length that matters!!