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[Ian Ball]

"I wondered why it was nice and warm, my flask has sprung a leak"

"This new safe clean coating is actually really good!"

"Is that a Minion?"

 

[paulf]

Her waters have broke & relief comes for an instant until she here?s ?Christ Mum you ain?t seen the size of my twin yet !!?

 

[paul]

Kayleigh wasn't through the squeeze quickly enough and was now trapped by the solidified chocolate. If only Chunky was there, he could eat the chocolate and Kayleigh would be set free!

 

[badger]

chunky's  sadistic sense of humour described this as pleasant :doubt:

 

[badger]

caver struggles to make the catwalk after a colour coordination issue

 

[impman]

Perhaps the authentic Indian curry was a bad idea.

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[impman]

This high compression mud bath is very good for the skin.

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[impman]

The water's so cold my hands have gone blue.

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[ali_mac]

3 hours later, John was wondering if being shrunk and swallowed by Mary was the best plan after all...

 

[ali_mac]

"A worker has a narrow escape, after an explosion at the chocolate factory"

 

[ali_mac]

"Is this what you meant by a dirty weekend in the countryside?"

 

[cavemanmike]

People will do anything to get in one of chunkys shots.

 

[Aubrey]

SH*T - to cap it all my light went out!

 

[Tommy]

I said, "Like water off a duck's back", not "back int water, duck".

 

[cfmwh]

Despite denying his obesity, Donald Trump's colon exploratory required an experienced and dedicated specialist.

 

[Roger W]

Jim was not at all pleased that the notorious tight squeeze known as 'Satan's Sphincter' had been enlarged since his last visit.

 

[cfmwh]

"FFS Kayleigh! You could have told me you had the shits BEFORE you agreed to model for me!"

 

[ZombieCake]

Heston Blumenthal's secret recipe gravy river has been discovered!

 

[Hammy]

"...and this is that bit where you have to hold your breath and put your head underwater. I'll go first so you can see how to do it. See you all soon"

 

[Vulcan]

What your stuck? I'm off to the pub then.