• Starless River- Coming to a caving hut near you!

    Any questions or comments please email us at info@starlessriver.com or contact Tony directly. Thanks!

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  • Descent QI Competition

    Our October/November issue will be Descent 300 - a major landmark, which we plan to celebrate in style!

    ...we're running a competition with great prizes!

    Click here for more info and how to enter

Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!


New member
Although 'he could eat all the cake in the world' it became apparent his birthday wish may have been a bad idea


New member
Told you I'd look a mess without my GREEN gloves!

Could you hold the straw on my Capri-Sun please?

Bit late but I've just thought of a great New Years Resolution.


Active member
Chunky- "Now you tell me this isn't part of the round trip!"

Kayleigh- "You'll be fine chunky, it's much easier on the way out"


Well-known member
"I said, f$%}  y&^,  y&^  A@s?H&l%, when I get out I'll  f$%}*?- remove your spleen via your A@s?H&l%."

Some people just don't appreciate the length cave photographers reach to put their victims I mean models through for their art and the best photo....  :mad: ;) ;)


Staff member
Bump - last orders at the bar - caption competition closes tomorrow night.  (Hey, hope this doesn't win by mistake  ;))


New member
"Oh no" thought Chunky, as he wriggled faster "last orders at the bar - caption competition closes tomorrow night"

(Cheers Tim!!)