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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6325 on: March 14, 2019, 02:52:05 pm »
As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way, I think to myself...
Maybe taking this job as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6326 on: March 14, 2019, 06:28:00 pm »
My grandfather went to the Doctor with fluid on the knee. The Doctor told him that he wasn't aiming straight.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6327 on: March 18, 2019, 12:23:34 pm »
I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview. I didn't get the job.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6328 on: March 19, 2019, 09:06:12 am »
I never judge people on the colour of their skin, which is why so many of my patients died of jaundice.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6329 on: March 19, 2019, 12:20:35 pm »
Nick Park, Owner of Aardman productions was found dead, with a plasticine dog in his mouth.
Reports say he choked on his own Gromit.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6330 on: March 20, 2019, 05:14:39 pm »
A weasel walks into a bar.
“Wow” says the barman “We’ve never had a ferret in here before."
“I’m a weasel not a ferret” goes the weasel, “Gimme a drink!”
"What’s your poison?” asks the barman.
“Pop” goes the weasel.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6331 on: March 20, 2019, 06:11:05 pm »
There must be some think people about, I mean they even have to put on rectangle shaped letters this is not circular.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6332 on: March 20, 2019, 09:59:09 pm »
Bah I ruined that by saying think people instead of thick people.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6333 on: Yesterday at 10:42:49 am »
Bah I ruined that by saying think people instead of thick people.

The correction was funnier than the joke!