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Online Roger W

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2020, 08:59:22 pm »
 Looking out of his back door, Bilbo was happy to find that Gandalf was nowhere in sight.
"That, of course, is the dangerous part about caves:  you don't know how far they go back, sometimes... or what is waiting for you inside."   JRR Tolkein: "The Hobbit"

Offline Joshlivesoutdoors

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2020, 09:39:16 pm »
Hey up lads, I think I've finally found that Ease Gill to Swindon's Connection, grab a pocketful of hilti caps will ya?

Offline mikem

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2020, 09:59:46 pm »
Bit off course if you've ended up in Swindon!

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2020, 10:46:54 pm »
The expedition to re-discover the centre of the Earth wasn't quite like Jules Verne's account.

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« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2020, 10:48:37 pm »
All that time spent locked down with no radio. Shame no-one told him about Covid-20.

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2020, 10:50:06 pm »
Mr Creosote slowly emerging from the remains of the latrine....
Old ... but not old enough to know any better

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2020, 09:23:23 am »
Turn your light off ya plonker - you are out now.

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2020, 09:30:28 am »
This doesn't look like where we entered the Berger?

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2020, 09:32:23 am »
I only popped out for a berger...

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« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2020, 09:40:00 am »
See photo

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« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2020, 09:47:26 am »
Cavers find a foolproof way out of Wales during lockdown.

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« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2020, 09:49:54 am »
After months of lockdown, these first few moments are a kin to lowering yourself in to a hot bubbly bath...it feels gooood...

Offline HardenClimber3

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2020, 05:42:21 pm »
The highways authority plan to put the sewerage in before the roads was never completed...

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« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2020, 09:55:37 pm »
"Is it safe to come out yet?"

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2020, 10:09:22 pm »
No lads, it not a pot, it's a Challenger tank someone's buried
Rediscovering caving after years away.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to unarmed.

You're funny. I'll kill you last.

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« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2020, 10:11:30 pm »
BT engineer seen rolling out superfast broadband to rural areas
Rediscovering caving after years away.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to unarmed.

You're funny. I'll kill you last.

Offline skippy

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2020, 10:15:31 pm »
My wife always says I only ever look genuinely happy when I'm caving.. I think she may have a point.. The camera never lies.

Online Ian Ball

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2020, 10:26:37 pm »
That is how they filmed Vicar of Dibley!

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2020, 10:51:21 pm »
50p, 50p. blue string pudding only 50p. Green soup just a pound.  Woo-oop, we—oeoop, oooeo  eeop wooo. Blue string pudding 50p. Free delivery via Clanger-oo!

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2020, 11:10:12 pm »
We're not in Kansas anymore Toto!

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2020, 09:08:18 am »
Hey guys, I found the promised land!

Online Ian Ball

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« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2020, 09:21:13 am »
Uh oh, can open, Skippys everywhere!

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« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2020, 11:29:12 am »
Whaddya mean, I should still be locked down???
The deepest solace lies in understanding this ancient unseen stream

Offline Nicholas S

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« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2020, 12:54:11 pm »
Cover Me, I'm Going In!

 

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