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Offline Pegasus

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Caption Competition!!
« on: December 21, 2020, 10:41:13 pm »

WIN A PETZL PIXA 2
 OR A GOUFFRE BERGER BOOK!!


   



CAPTION COMPETITION!!



Closing date 10pm 31st December.  Winner chosen by me. Max 5 entries per person.
1st prize is the PIXA, 2nd and 3rd prizes are Berger Books.

Good Luck!!

Many thanks to Petzl and to Mark Wright for the Berger Books  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2020, 10:46:49 pm »
“Turns out these no-drop Christmas trees aren’t waterproof”

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2020, 10:47:37 pm »
“Turns out these no-drop Christmas trees aren’t waterproof”

Bloody hell, that was quick!  ;D ;D

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2020, 11:06:50 pm »
We must get somebody to fix that leak in the roof!
"That, of course, is the dangerous part about caves:  you don't know how far they go back, sometimes... or what is waiting for you inside."   JRR Tolkein: "The Hobbit"

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2020, 11:07:51 pm »
"When it floats, I'll be Rose and you can be Jack"

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2020, 11:10:04 pm »
That's gonna take some flushing!

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2020, 11:18:17 pm »
Minions! prepare to plug.  Gru's had a hot vindaloo.

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2020, 11:23:55 pm »
"Well... They said we can't cave during lockdown. Caber tossing wasn't on the list"

"Bit extreme Jack, surely?"

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2020, 11:57:11 pm »
Bloody hell, he told me it is an easy and dry cave!

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2020, 12:19:28 am »
Sleeping like a log is overrated..

..caves aren't very comfy!

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2020, 07:47:45 am »
British Cabering Association engage two tossers for underground publicity stunt.

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2020, 07:54:50 am »
OK, you have had your chance to use the telegraph maypole but could we just bolt climb next time?

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2020, 08:00:33 am »
Polish rope trick

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2020, 08:03:39 am »
F'logging a dread force.

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2020, 08:41:15 am »
That’s a big log, going to be a double flusher to shift that

Offline crickleymal

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2020, 09:03:21 am »
One of us is going to have to go and change. We've come in matching outfits.
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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2020, 09:33:37 am »
New cave exploration gave him massive wood. If he turned suddenly he could take your eye out.

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2020, 09:37:03 am »
Dude, really? Did you have to bring that? Couldn't we just have estimated 2 metres social distancing?

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2020, 12:29:03 pm »
When you said  a "pole" was coming caving with us I presumed you meant a caver from Poland...
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are missing!

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2020, 12:33:58 pm »
b’jes mate, when Frank said he wanted a christmas log at this year’s christmas digging trip instead of custard donuts, i’m not sure that is what he meant.

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2020, 01:40:37 pm »
"Well you did ask me to bring a bigger crowbar for the dig!"

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2020, 02:07:19 pm »
Bugger, we've caught up with a fresher's trip and there's the inevitable log jam at the pitch.
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2020, 02:23:30 pm »
Dave's excitement for caving suddenly became REALLY obvious to Pete.
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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2020, 02:58:31 pm »
We're not the tree fellers - there's only two of us.
The deepest solace lies in understanding this ancient unseen stream

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2020, 03:10:38 pm »
Ouroboros slowly oozed from the rock, with its intended victims mesmerized below.

 

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