Caption Competition!!

[Pegasus]

WIN A PETZL PIXA 2
OR A GOUFFRE BERGER BOOK!!

 

CAPTION COMPETITION!!

Closing date 10pm 31st December.  Winner chosen by me. Max 5 entries per person.
1st prize is the PIXA, 2nd and 3rd prizes are Berger Books.

Good Luck!!

Many thanks to Petzl and to Mark Wright for the Berger Books  ​

 

[Boy Engineer]

?Turns out these no-drop Christmas trees aren?t waterproof?

 

[Pegasus]

?Turns out these no-drop Christmas trees aren?t waterproof?

Bloody hell, that was quick! 

 

[Roger W]

We must get somebody to fix that leak in the roof!

 

[Steve Clark]

"When it floats, I'll be Rose and you can be Jack"

 

[TLH]

That's gonna take some flushing!

 

[ZombieCake]

Minions! prepare to plug.  Gru's had a hot vindaloo.

 

[TLH]

"Well... They said we can't cave during lockdown. Caber tossing wasn't on the list"

"Bit extreme Jack, surely?"

 

[yuvals]

Bloody hell, he told me it is an easy and dry cave!

 

[lauraoc1212]

Sleeping like a log is overrated..

..caves aren't very comfy!

 

[yrammy]

British Cabering Association engage two tossers for underground publicity stunt.

 

[Vulcan]

OK, you have had your chance to use the telegraph maypole but could we just bolt climb next time?

 

[yrammy]

Polish rope trick

 

[yrammy]

F'logging a dread force.

 

[Mr Mike]

That?s a big log, going to be a double flusher to shift that

 

[crickleymal]

One of us is going to have to go and change. We've come in matching outfits.

 

[cfmwh]

New cave exploration gave him massive wood. If he turned suddenly he could take your eye out.

 

[cfmwh]

Dude, really? Did you have to bring that? Couldn't we just have estimated 2 metres social distancing?

 

[paul]

When you said  a "pole" was coming caving with us I presumed you meant a caver from Poland...

 

[roo.walters.4]

b?jes mate, when Frank said he wanted a christmas log at this year?s christmas digging trip instead of custard donuts, i?m not sure that is what he meant.