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Online Brains

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2020, 03:50:50 pm »
This years Yule log and cream was in keeping with the rest of 2020...

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« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2020, 03:52:17 pm »
Ouroboros slowly oozed from the rock, with its intended victims mesmerized below.

Something like this?

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« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2020, 03:53:12 pm »
Best watch that mining artefact, one of those Mendipshire lads will have it away for a stemple down a dig before you can say "Stull"

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« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2020, 03:54:23 pm »
'hmmm, this cave appears to enter into the u bend of Goliaths lavatory.. Thank god we didn't arrive 2 mins earlier'

Online Brains

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« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2020, 03:55:32 pm »
This place rarely floods, just the odd bit of straw gets washed in....

Online Roger W

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« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2020, 04:32:22 pm »
I know people have started to question the long-term durability of resin anchors, but do you really think that giant rawlplugs like this one are the answer?
"That, of course, is the dangerous part about caves:  you don't know how far they go back, sometimes... or what is waiting for you inside."   JRR Tolkein: "The Hobbit"

Offline tobyk

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2020, 05:12:00 pm »
Slippery Log Technique. The latest (and some say most fun) way to descend a pothole.

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2020, 06:10:40 pm »
The impracticality of Bob's new capping rod became suddenly apparent.
York Caving Club

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2020, 06:48:17 pm »
If we pull this out, we can call it Jenga Pot......no, wait.........shit!

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« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2020, 07:15:31 pm »
What's better to watch than Christmas telly?

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« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2020, 07:17:57 pm »
That's it, both of you look at the log and act natural.

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« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2020, 07:20:34 pm »
Lockdown can get a bit tedious, but that is a great log.
Fancy coming back next week to watch it again?

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2020, 10:21:20 pm »
Next time let’s just bring in a bolting kit to get up these unclimbed avens.

Online Fjell

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« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2020, 11:11:44 pm »
Jacques and Phillipe briefly pause to contemplate that they should not have taken the Chunnel maintenance contract, nor indeed poked it.

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2020, 07:14:31 am »
How do we log our visit for track and trace with this?

Online T pot 2

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2020, 07:28:27 am »
Can't remember this trunk route😯

Online Boy Engineer

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« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2020, 02:48:14 pm »
“It looked better with the ribbons. Just saying.”

Online Ian Ball

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« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2020, 07:13:27 pm »
"Just act naturally, but get as close as you can to the freezing water and stand as still as you can for a slow shutter speed photo"

Offline Blueberry

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2020, 09:38:18 am »
Correct angle for administering the PCR test in any cave system.

Offline cfmwh

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« Reply #44 on: December 24, 2020, 04:39:59 pm »
FFS stop whingeing!  In the old days the likes of Leakey and Boon thought nothing of a splinter like that!

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2020, 07:00:20 pm »
And you expect me to stay dry If try to climb that....

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #46 on: December 25, 2020, 10:17:28 am »
Two of Santa's little helpers delivering Cerberus's Christmas Present.

Online Roger W

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« Reply #47 on: December 25, 2020, 02:06:20 pm »
"Lift it up a bit more and jam it in that little round hole where the water's coming in."
"That, of course, is the dangerous part about caves:  you don't know how far they go back, sometimes... or what is waiting for you inside."   JRR Tolkein: "The Hobbit"

Offline Mark

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #48 on: December 26, 2020, 04:20:12 pm »
Its no good Harry, if we are going to keep this new entrance into Draenen from being blocked, we shall need a bigger wand

Offline cavingbiker

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Re: Caption Competition!!
« Reply #49 on: December 27, 2020, 10:38:33 am »
Hmmm! maybe using that log as a belay wasn't such a good idea.

 

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