The publication date for issue 289 is the 10th of December, meaning subscribers should receive their copies during the week leading up to that date. It is also available from caving suppliers such as Inglesport and Starless River, or from our new website
After going to the trouble of buying dinner for two, wine, flowers and chocolate, I would have thought that getting a blowjob would be the least I could expect...
Apparently not, and the checkout girl even called the manager!
Sadly we’ve lost some of our local businesses recently.
The bra shop has gone bust, the watch-menders has called time,
the paper shop folded, the shoe repairers has been soled,
the food blender factory gone into liquidation,
and the TV aerial shop called in the receivers...