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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

Mrs Trellis

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I was at a funeral & the vicar said, "Has anyone got any kind words for him?"
It was greeted by silence. "Any friends or work mates?"
Still silence. The vicar said, "Can anyone say anything nice about this man?"
A voice from the back said, "Yeah his brother was a bigger c***!"


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Christmas jumper day today!

It can be a very depressing time of the year for some so I do hope they manage to talk him down.

Mrs Trellis

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